Dear lady Claire, master Jack, mistress Bronte and that hairy fella who hangs around with you … chewie
Sorry it’s been a while since my last contact …. I’m half way across the lower field now … trying to keep the solent back with a couple of waitrose bags and some of your old pants. I’ve been keeping any thing of any interest in master jacks sock drawer, that way no-one will try to steal it, I’m glad he’s using his knife to good effect .. Although I bet he hasn’t dug half a mile off hill head with nothing but a tea spoon.. Mrs ted has been cooking me gruel every other day so I’m finally losing some weight. Master Robert don’t worry about the beard … it’s very impressive… but I’m sure she’ll shave it off when she gets home – mrs ted has a trimmer ! Mistress Bronte looks well .. please tell her I’m sorry, but there was nowhere else to keep the goats , I’m sure the carpet can be cleaned … oh there’s a bit of a swell in the solent and water is starting to come in from a leaky gusset, I knew I shouldn’t have used master Roberts boxers for the starboard defences. Me and mrs ted will see you on your return … providing we haven’t been washed away ..
Yours
The teds xxxxxxxxx
Dear lady Claire, master Jack, mistress Bronte and that hairy fella who hangs around with you … chewie
Sorry it’s been a while since my last contact …. I’m half way across the lower field now … trying to keep the solent back with a couple of waitrose bags and some of your old pants. I’ve been keeping any thing of any interest in master jacks sock drawer, that way no-one will try to steal it, I’m glad he’s using his knife to good effect .. Although I bet he hasn’t dug half a mile off hill head with nothing but a tea spoon.. Mrs ted has been cooking me gruel every other day so I’m finally losing some weight. Master Robert don’t worry about the beard … it’s very impressive… but I’m sure she’ll shave it off when she gets home – mrs ted has a trimmer ! Mistress Bronte looks well .. please tell her I’m sorry, but there was nowhere else to keep the goats , I’m sure the carpet can be cleaned … oh there’s a bit of a swell in the solent and water is starting to come in from a leaky gusset, I knew I shouldn’t have used master Roberts boxers for the starboard defences. Me and mrs ted will see you on your return … providing we haven’t been washed away ..
Yours
The teds xxxxxxxxx